The unfactorable factor

Alien from outer space

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farisme:

if software development was a cat..
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farisme:

if software development was a cat..

Credits: www.sandraandwoo.com

relright:

magikallizard:

burdenedw-gloriouspurpose:

relright:

natural swimming pools

uses plants to filter the water instead of chemicals

be careful of sitting water, eombos? and such

okay this is only because I get this sort of remark on this post about once an hour

but if you click the link it has a pump that makes the water flow through the plants and UV lights to help sanitize

so no sitting water, no mosquitos, no other little creepy crawlies

relright:

yasboogie:

Cucamelons: They’re grape-sized watermelons that taste like cucumbers with a tinge of lime

They’re native to Mexico and Central America. They also go by the following names: mouse melon, Mexican sour gherkin, Mexican miniature watermelon and Mexican sour cucumber. [homegrown-revolution.co.uk]

You can buy the seeds here: $2.50 for 25-35 seeds. [rareseeds.com] Read more.

[@buzzfeeddiy h/t @HaywoodZhablome]

this post prompted me to look at seeds

and made me really regret not living somewhere where I can have a garden

ONE DAY

totalleo:

darmonee:

 

pompousdouche:

Holy shit these are too cute

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THAT SQUIRTLE ONE ZOMG

I don't like lollipops.: imagine how much it must suck to be Butler as Artemis’ bodyguard...

mypatronusisyou:

imagine how much it must suck to be Butler as Artemis’ bodyguard though

like if your principal is a child your biggest worries should usually just be getting them to school safely etc. and the only people you have to watch out for are kidnappers who want ransom

but not in Butler’s life

Artemis…

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the bartimaeus trilogy —> opening and closing lines [click for full size]

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mypatronusisyou:

fuck trying to look for new books to read

all these books are peasants 

I should just reread Artemis Fowl

in most books these days the main characters are useless and whenever anything happens they just stand about like OHH WHAT DO I DO

but in a crisis Artemis is just like 

image

“I’M ARTEMIS FOWL I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT” 

I don't like lollipops.: you guys, I haven’t seen or read the first Artemis Fowl book since...

mypatronusisyou:

you guys, I haven’t seen or read the first Artemis Fowl book since October because I let my friend borrow it

but today at the bookstore I saw it and was looking at it and I noticed on the back it says

“stay back, human. you don’t know what you’re dealing with”

and I suddenly remembered that…

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